No. You rock.
Yes. I can help make your Internet better.
Get a better Internet by downloading Firefox here.
Or keep using the Internet Explorer and click this link. Then click the "Get Google Chrome Frame" button. The update is free, easy and installs in seconds.
The program you are using with the Internet is outdated. This makes your Internet slower, opens your computer up to viruses and means you can't use a lot of the features available Online. These update your computer so you can use all of the Internet safely and without delays.